In the stain of British writing, Britannia Unchained, five Tory MPs said shit. They were the tools ,Priti Patel, Dominic Raab, Chris Skidmore, Elizabeth Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng. Each one of these bastards has a relevance to the current Tory machine. They display the characteristic arrogance, lack of humility and empathy, which allowed these greedy gits to kick away the ladder of social mobility, as easily as the frightful nebboch Sir George Young steps over homeless people after leaving the opera: http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2012/10/sir-george-young-appointed-new-chief-whip Lets look at the five khazers.
Priti Patel MP for Witham – Priti had a working class background, her parents were refugees. It looks like the selfish bag benefited from Child Benefit, possible housing benefit and educational maintenance allowance. She went to Keele University, she’s got form in tobacco lobbying and alcohol campaigning. I reckon she became a rabid conservative economist when she worked with the po faced shlemiel Andrew Lansley in 1995 and later the dull bastard William Hague. The seething right winger loves the death penalty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5aodBfdFTA She’s even sat on the famed 1922 committee: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/15/priti-patel-tory-rightwinger-promoted-to-treasury Her July 2014 Newsletter is a testament to the continued drift up shit creek. Look at the ganuf raising money for charity: http://www.priti4witham.com/content/witham-carnival, she absolutely loves the Big Society: http://www.priti4witham.com/content/community-engagement-speech She spent time with ambulance staff: http://www.priti4witham.com/content/st-john-ambulance-training Here the sanctimonious trollop lectures people not to strike on 10-07: “Out of touch fat cat trade union barons on six-figure salaries are behaving disgracefully by trying to force their members to lose a day’s pay in their desperate attempt to score political points. Next week’s strikes have nothing to with workers but are instead about trade union leaders and their friends in the Labour Party trying to bring Britain to a standstill.” http://www.priti4witham.com/content/priti-slams-unions-over-mass-strike-plan As an MP she’s in a privileged position to watch as society falls apart and we enter the fast approaching GRIM. Priti Patel voted against the Cumulative Impact Assessment (CIA) of the cuts: http://dpac.uk.net/2013/07/for-fellow-extremists-everywhere-how-your-mp-voted-on-the-cumulative-impact-assessment/
Dominic Raab MP for Esher and Walton – The bastard Dominic is from working class origins, his father was an immigrant. He had child benefit, possibly some housing benefit and an educational maintenance allowance. He’s a big fan of the government spending plans: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Raab#Biography On his blog the smug butt hugger writes about his priorities. A big priority is fucking up Britain: “Salvage bankrupt Britain: Digging Britain out of the deep hole in the nation’s finances will demand tough choices – on both taxation and spending – but we must cut the budget deficit.” After which the schmuck vaunts social mobility http://www.dominicraab.com/dom_s_blog.html (in priorities) The dick studied at Oxford and Cambridge, but having a brain didn’t mean he could stop the flooding which was bad in his constituency at the start of the year: “Elmbridge borough council (leafleting neighbourhoods at risk, calling the vulnerable, laying sandbags, setting up a relief centre in Walton) and the emergency services (especially Fire and Rescue) where evacuation is required.” http://www.dominicraab.com/dom_s_blog.html (11/02/14) The Tories tip the condom head for high command: http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/comment/profiles/article1370174.ece Dominic may champion human rights but has been quick to say NO to a CIA of cuts to disabled people: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10605985/Cameron-faces-Tory-revolt-over-human-rights-laws.html ; http://dpac.uk.net/2013/07/for-fellow-extremists-everywhere-how-your-mp-voted-on-the-cumulative-impact-assessment/
Chris Skidmore MP for Kingswood – like Priti and Dominic, Chris wasn’t born with a silver spoon up his arse like the top bastards. He came from ordinary beginnings: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Skidmore , and his family probably claimed child benefit, housing benefit and he claimed education maintenance allowance. He was born in an NHS hospital: http://chrisskidmore.com/about-chris-skidmore-mp/ Going to Oxford didn’t stop the nebbish voting against the CIA: http://dpac.uk.net/2013/07/for-fellow-extremists-everywhere-how-your-mp-voted-on-the-cumulative-impact-assessment/ The pickle fucker is campaigning for Cossham Hospital: http://chrisskidmore.com/cossham-hospital/ and the pompous bastard has sat on the Health Select Committee from 2010-2013: http://chrisskidmore.com/about-chris-skidmore-mp/ The shmeril may be involved in cancer research: http://chrisskidmore.com/chris-campaigns/support-for-cancer-research/ but the sanctimonious, hypocritical twat is supporting a pogrom which directly affects people who are cancer sufferers. The grinning twerp was a member of the disabilities committee at the time of the Welfare Reform Bill, and voted against amendments with could have lessened the suffering of the poor. Here’s a quote from the bastard at the time: “We need to cut down on fraud and abuse and make sure the money goes to the disabled people who really need it. I have always fought for people who are genuinely in need and will continue to do so. I am also proud of being a member of the all-party disability group. But the whole point is that benefits don’t necessarily go to those people who need them most – this kind of fraud has been going on for years and must be tackled.” http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/MP-Chris-Skidmore-slammed-voting-slash-disability/story-15231865-detail/story.html
Elizabeth Truss is the MP of South West Norfolk. Truss came from a Middle Class background, her parents were left wingers, her Mum was a Nurse, her Dad was a Professor. She went to a state school, she benefited from Child Benefit and Educational Maintenance Allowance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Truss Despite an Oxford education, this woman is a waste of space, she’s sold the NHS down the river. She has zero experience of disability, but this did not stop this woman voting against the CIA: http://dpac.uk.net/2013/07/for-fellow-extremists-everywhere-how-your-mp-voted-on-the-cumulative-impact-assessment/ The useless trout may bang on about mental health in children in schools: http://www.nottinghampost.com/Megan-Turner-Kids-mental-health-taboo-subject/story-21642778-detail/story.html but her government of over privileged toffs are causing a crisis in mental health. Yet the brazen Tory has the fucking cheek to actually talk about changes to Queen Elizabeth Hospital Kings Lynn: http://www.elizabethtruss.com/news/mps-praise-positive-changes-queen-elizabeth-hospital-kings-lynn Her voting record on welfare is appalling: http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/24941/elizabeth_truss/south_west_norfolk/votes Here’s the sanctimonious bag at St Mary Menston, a school for vulnerable kids, its part of her work in the Big Society: http://www.stmarysmenston.org/News/Pages/Elizabeth-Truss-MP-visits-St.-Mary’s-Menston.aspx
Kwazi Kwarteng: MP of Spelthorne, brainy nebbish Kwazi had no problems biting the hand that fed him. He went to Eton on a full scholarship: http://kwart2010.com/about/ , his immigrant parents were able to claim child benefit, possibly housing benefit, he was helped with educational maintenance allowance. In his newsletter the bastard talks about the flooding. The flooding is important because they offer a small insight to the dank end of shit creek. Here he writes: “There are questions as to why the response was not as quick as it could have been, about who is accountable for reacting in a flooding situation and about issues of communication. I have been in regular contact with Thames Water, the council and the environment agency, and I am working hard to get to the bottom of things.” http://kwart2010.com/newsletters/ The flooding suddenly stripped off their veneer of political bonhomie and they were left flailing in the flooded zones in their wellies, looking suddenly just like they were – a bunch of incompetent schmendricks, even the leering nincompoop Faraje was in the act: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26109409
The grinning penis head Kwarteng hates welfare. Here the khazer drivels in the House of Common Fuck: “It is quite revealing that in the course of this debate, the Labour party, which should be re-christened the welfare party, has failed to engage with any of the real reasons why reform was needed. Labour Members have relied on what I am calling a subsidiary motion related to the Department’s administration because they know that on the substantive issue of welfare reform and of trying to reduce spending and ensure that welfare goes to the people who most need it, they have been found wanting. Frankly, the British people do not accept any of their arguments.” http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2014-06-30a.631.1&s=speaker%3A24770#g671.0
Five fucking bastards, who climbed the ladder of social mobility, and then kicked it away. But their stupid book says it all: “The British are among the worst idlers in the world. We work among the lowest hours, we retire early and our productivity is poor. Whereas Indian children aspire to be doctors or businessmen, the British are more interested in football and pop music.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britannia_Unchained Yep, a book so full of shit: http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/politics/2012/09/factual-errors-and-slipshod-research-britannia-unchained-tories-must-try-hard that its actually a fucking stain on humanity. Look pleb, your productivity is fucking poor. What you all need is a fucking kick up the arse. Its a good thing we have the raging cocknugget Duncan-Smith, hey someone has got to be the hatchet man, and look, he’s a Christian too.
Thousands of people are now condemned to die of starvation by this bunch of murderers. Its disgusting to read about them, it makes any decent person sick: http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/aug/03/victims-britains-harsh-welfare-sanctions Its now just one of a number of sickening areas, like women’s refuges: http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/aug/03/domestic-violence-refuge-crisis-women-closure-safe-houses The fucking PIP fiasco is now a serious problem: http://samedifference1.com/2014/08/03/capita-call-centre-worker-benefit-reform-shambles-pushing-disabled-people-to-suicide
But fuck it all, what is really important is protecting the rich, making sure they massively increase their wealth and that everyone else starts doffing their caps. The poor stink, the only thing the poor are good for is wiping the bloated arses of the fucking rich.
Some history now from the Morning Star: “They called the funeral of King Edward VII in May 1910 the Parade of Kings. Over 50 emperors, kings, crown princes, archdukes, grand dukes and princes followed a dead king through the streets of London. This was the obscene flowering of European royalty with more monarchs in Europe than there had ever been. Even excluding the many kingdoms and duchies that went to make up the German empire, there were still 20 reigning European monarchs.” (Morning Star 02-08-14).