Black Hole

by ragingcrip

Slimy bastard Jeremy Cunt took his kids to an A+E yesterday. While advising everyone else to visit the GP, the born to rule nebbish thinks he is different. Here he speaks in the House of Common Fuck: “I’ve taken my own children to an A&E department at the weekend precisely because I didn’t want to wait until later on to take them to see a GP and I think we have to recognise that society is changing and people don’t always know whether the care that they need is urgent or whether it is an emergency, and making GPs available at weekends will relieve a lot of pressure in A&E departments.” Tories need to pretend its all OK at the NHS. It is no wonder that filthy DC says that if the Tories win the GE then GPs will be open seven days a week: Its the equivelant of putting their fingers in their ears and going “la, la, I can’t hear you”. Tories believe this is possible after making £122000000000 spending cuts: Thats right, Tories face a black hole. Grimacing mediocrity Nigel Farage also pretends to speak for the ‘common man’ when he talks about streamlining the NHS: So you might ask yourself what is the plan. How can you keep an NHS and have a black hole. Well you cannot, but a part of Neoliberal dogma is not to think about the future. Its all about making a fast buck now, damn the consequences, fuck over the whole British people. TTIP – don’t worry about that – think about the carefree smile of the playboy prince. The sticking plasters can only do so much and 2016 will see a funding crisis: But don’t worry, Simon Stevens is in charge, the man from United Health will know exactly what to do. “A single national roadmap would be to miss the point. It’s the energy and commitment of NHS staff, of our patients and our partners that can generate the answers. Direction without dictation. Different answers for diverse communities. It’s hugely encouraging that three quarters of NHS staff say they can make suggestions about how care can be improved. Our task is to job is to make it far easier for these ideas to be acted on.”

Tories are getting cold feet at the size of the cuts. Cuts to local welfare funding are vicious, brutal and create misery. Councils just sit on the dosh at the moment and wont give to people who need it: But with there’s much more to come: Its the price we all have to pay so that the bloated elite have not got to contribute a penny to clear up the fucking mess they made. The boys from Bully know what to do – you go in a restaurant, you glut yourself on the food. Then you trash the restaurant and most importantly, you run off laughing. Here’s some reminiscing from debauched chump Borisconi: “This is a truly shameful vignette of almost superhuman undergraduate arrogance, toffishness and twittishness. But at the time you felt it was wonderful to be going round swanking it up. Or was it? Actually I remember the dinners being incredibly drunken.”–boris-johnson-spills-beans-on-bullingdon-club-and-reveals-childhood-ambition-to-be-world-king-8539391.html One thing that is never forgotten is that they are born to rule. While Plebgate drones on inexorably, toff David Mellor has made an arse of himself. Yes readers, the Thatcherite git got in a state the other day with a “sweaty little shit”, as he called a London cab driver. From the Independent: “I’ve been in the Cabinet, I’m an award-winning broadcaster, I’m a Queen’s Counsel – you think that your experiences are anything compared to mine?” he asked, in a secret recording obtained by The Scum. When the driver attempts to defend himself he is told to “shut up” and that he has “ruined” his and Lady Cobham’s day. “Don’t give me a lot of shit because I don’t want to hear it,” he said. “Of course you could apologise but I don’t suppose a guy like you does apologise because you think you’re a big shit having driven a cab for ten years. You don’t need to worry about someone who’s been in the Cabinet, who’s an award-winning broadcaster, who’s a Queen’s Counsel. Treat me like shit, ruin my wife’s day. And if you think you’re going to be sarky with me, get a better education before you try being sarcastic with me. So if you’re not going to say you’re sorry just shut the fuck up.” Doff your bloody cap you stinking peasant.

Every day the Probation Matters blog slowly relates the tale of the unmitigated mess the fuckwit Grayling is making of probation. Today we have “As the TR revolution beds in in my area, the more frustrating each day becomes. There are constant instructions regarding the whereabouts of data and who has or does not have access rights. After thirty plus years as a PO with a similar profile to Jim’s, I am deeply saddened at the events that are befalling the probation service, both locally and nationally. I can’t believe that TR was ever conceived in the first place. A valued manager of 8 in one location of the NPS told she has now to manage 30 over 7 locations. The inevitable resignation followed and she is leaving imminently. The MoJ are simply incompetent and arrogant beyond belief. The damage they have perpetrated on this service is, ironically, nothing short of criminal.” Since evil Grayling took charge the service is in free fall, but there’s some serious chaos to come. In the short sighted scramble for a fast buck, the Tory vermin have forgotten that all the services interact, when it all falls apart it will be social Armageddon with a financial black hole.